Where’d You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple
“Semple-y” Delightful
Where’d You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple was one of those
books that I had been meaning to read for a while now but never got around to
it—until a friend loaned me her copy. I’m sure glad she did. As I dove right
in, I felt this refreshing splash that sent revitalizing waves throughout my
brain. It’s a totally unique and absolutely fun book. It is about a teenage girl and her
relationship with her parents, specifically her mother, Bernadette. Bernadette
is an antisocial woman who has her family living in a deteriorating mansion on
a hill in Seattle overlooking Elliot Bay.
She is incapable of handling even the smallest tasks and has a virtual
assistant in India doing her every bidding for seventy-five cents an hour. Her husband, Elgie, works at Microsoft and is
rarely home. In the middle of it all is
Bee, a smart-as-a-whip girl who wants to go to Antarctica over the Christmas
break. This book is written in a semi-epistolary
style with snap and sass. It is a fusion of emails, report cards, letters,
faxes, invoices, notes, essays and various correspondences interspersed with Bee’s
own narratives. Through these
communications we find out what causes an intelligent, creative, ambitious woman
to go off the deep end. We learn Bernadette’s history and the incidents that profoundly
affected her.
I have to say that I just love this book. It is absurdly
funny and original and gets my “Oh My God, I Just Read the Cutest Book”
award. If you liked The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society by Mary Ann Shaffer and Annie Barrows or Saving CeeCee Honeycutt by Beth Hoffman, you’ll probably enjoy this one. For me, “Bernadette” provoked the same giddy smiles
with the humorous, clever writing and memorable characters. I recommend this
book not just for individual frivolity, but also for book clubs, because I
believe it has high potential for mass appeal.
It is a pure delight.
One of my sisters read the book after I did. She said she didn't like it---she LOVED it! So that's three thumbs-up so far: friend, me, and sister.
One of my sisters read the book after I did. She said she didn't like it---she LOVED it! So that's three thumbs-up so far: friend, me, and sister.
Do you think I woke up this morning and drank a big cup of stupid?
Maria Semple, Where’d
You Go, Bernadette (New York: Little, Brown and Company, 2012), 146.
Seattle is the only city where you step in shit and you pray, Please God, let this be dog shit.
Maria Semple, Where’d
You Go, Bernadette (New York: Little, Brown and Company, 2012), 128.
Happy Reading,
Annette
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